Printable Butthurt Report Form

Sometimes someone comes on the site and they're clearly angry. They might say things like 'this is bullshit' or 'I want my money back'. In these cases, we need to make sure that their issue gets resolved appropriately.

Have you ever had a customer service experience so terrible that you just wanted to lash out and tell the world about it? Well, now there's an outlet for that. The Butthurt Report Form is a new website where you can share your negative customer service experiences with others. The site was created in response to the growing trend of online complaining, and aims to provide a space for customers to share their stories without fear of retribution. So if you've been wronged by a company, or have witnessed bad customer service firsthand, head over to the Butthurt Report Form and let your voice be heard!

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BUTTHURT REPORT FORM

Provided Free of Charge by the

Name of Butthurtee:

Date and time that you experienced butthurt:

PLEASE DESCRIBE THE NATURE OF THE BUTTHURT. (Check all that apply)

In Game Communication

Other (Please specify.) _________________________________

PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE INCIDENT OF BUTTHURT

Someone made fun of my playing style.

Someone made references to my sister/mother/grandmother or other relative. Someone invoked Bad childhood memories.

I found out my is cheating on me using an alias.

I made a rookie/retarded mistake and feel should not be made fun of for such acts. I lost an argument/yelling match in a video game.

I asked what I was doing wrong and got more than I wanted.

Other (Please describe. Please attach another sheet as necessary.) ____________________________________________________________

(Y) (N) Were tears produced?

(Y) (N) Was there permanent mental scarring from the butthurt?

(Y) (N) Was there any loss of sleep from the butthurt?

(Y) (N) Did you miss work or arrive late to work because of the butthurt?

Were you forced to employ a Coping Mechanism, such as switching off your ( insert electronic device type here) and going outside for

a hile too hill out ?

Were there emergency phone calls or text messages that cost you minutes/money?

Was there any incident of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome resulting from you typing up Butthurt Rebuttals?

PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE PERSON/GROUP WHO CAUSE THE BUTTHURT.

They are a big mean poopy pants who should be banned from the internet forever or at least until they learn that I am right and superior and they are wrong and should bow down and worship me now.

They deserve to be hunted down like a dog and shot dead on their own front porch. They and their spawn deserve to be rounded up and herded into concentration camps. There should be laws to punish people like that.

They should e ki ked out of A eri a, e ause e re the ho e of the free a d e just do t DO shit like that here.

They should be just as accountable for their actions online as they are in the real world, and also so I can have access to all their personal information so I can stalk them.

All of the above.

DID YOU TAKE ANY ACTIONS YOURSELF REGARDING THE BUTTHURT?

I wrote a six thousand word response detailing the extent of my butthurt and emailed/messaged/blogged it to the giver of my butthurt. I reported them to a higher power, The ( insert online gaming electronic device ) Customer Service Center.

I used a spam program to send them multiple flame emails. I organized a DDoS attack on their server/website.

I got all my bestest friends together to send mean messages to them.

I hacked/stole their online identity and did nasty/unspeakable things with/to it.

I posted this perso

for atio e ery here I ould thi k of: they ll get a Moloto cocktail through the bedroom window sooner or later, and

that ll tea h e to

I realized that arguing on the internet is usually pointless and found something else to do with my time.